Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
A: It’s a weak day.
Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
A: It’s a weak day.
Q: Why was the politician out of breath?
A: He was running for office.
Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
A: Goooooooooooold!
Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
A: He was a cheetah.
wait could that get me banned
Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.
JustABitTricky i havent been on here on like a year
Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
A: He forgot his lawsuit.
Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
A: He crashed the computer
Erickson that was lowk funny
Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
A: You rocket!
Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What kind of music do chiropractor’s like?
A: Hip pop
Q: How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
A: Bring out the doggy paddle.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands.
Oh this one is good if you liked the Peter Pan movie if you haven’t watched it watch it its peak trust
Q: What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
A: They rose.
Q: Why did the man fall down the well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use a honeycomb