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Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

    Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

    A: He crashed the computer

    Q: How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

    A: You rocket!

    Q: Why did the kid cross the playground?

    A: To get to the other slide.

    Q: What kind of music do chiropractor’s like?

    A: Hip pop

    Q: How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?

    A: Bring out the doggy paddle.

    Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?

    A: Because he Neverlands.

    Oh this one is good if you liked the Peter Pan movie if you haven’t watched it watch it its peak trust

    Q: What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?

    A: They rose.

    Q: Why did the man fall down the well?

    A: Because he couldn’t see that well.

    Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

    A: Because they use a honeycomb

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